Tactical Bacon is fully cooked and packaged in a 9-ounce can that’s perfect for camping, zombie standoffs, and end of the world type scenarios. Each can contains 54 slices of smoke flavored perfection that’ll add some mouth-watering flavor to those MRE’s or freeze-dried food. With a 10-year shelf life, it may even outlast you.
This universal socket contains spring-biased pins that retract and fasten around a wide range of bolts, nuts and sockets that can easily replace a tool box full of wrenches, pliers and more. It is the perfect gift for the handy man that has everything.
When frightful fun is on the menu, this spooky skull-shaped ice molds are your spine-tingling tool of choice; this flexible silicone ice mold tray will mold your un-shaped ice into a 3D skull shape ice that will put the “eeeeew” back in cool.
The Drop Mic, an essential tool for singers, professionals, bosses or just anyone who is a smart ass and isn’t afraid to congratulate themselves on a job well done. Whenever you find yourself about to say something clever, profound or downright insightful – this prop will let you make a “mic drop” gesture after you’ve finished that triumphant spiel.
Get your furry friend ready for chilly weather with the Pet hoodies. This pull-over hoodie is ribbed at the sleeves and hem, while the high-cut tummy helps to prevent soiling. And don’t worry about using it with a leash, because there’s a convenient leash hole for attachment.
Add a touch of formality and humor to your next dinner party or picnic. These playful instant Tuxedo napkins will keep you and your guests looking presentable, even in the presence of spaghetti splatter! Each pack contains 16 paper napkins with 4 novelty designs.
The bicycle pizza cutter combines playfulness and function. Double-bladed, it cuts pizza with both back and front wheels for twice the fun. Whether you’re a regular joe who enjoys a leisurely ride or a hardcore cyclist, carb loading is more fun with the bicycle pizza cutter.
The switchblade comb is designed like a switchblade knife, but instead of a blade, there’s a comb. Just like a real switch blade knife, it snaps open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment.
High-power laser pen with enough power to light a match and for very long distance pointing (don’t point at eyes). Has a safe lock design at the bottom to prevent laser light from accidentally hurting you and keep children from playing with it in case they somehow get their hands on it.
Your Stick Family Was Delicious T-Rex Car Decal – to express how you really feel about those stick figure family stickers. Stick this on your rear window and be endlessly amused by watching reactions ranging from raucous laughter to sheer terror of other drivers in your rear-view mirror.
Like picking your nose? How about picking a plastic nose with a pencil. This whimsical nose sharpener will have you sharpening pencils even if your pencil is still sharp. Better have a pen close by in case the nose sharpener gets the best of you.
Great ideas happen on long journeys, and in weird places. Unfortunately your bursts of inspiration on paper don’t always hold up to the rigors of traveling. Enter Field Notes’ Expedition series, which can withstand the toughest elements of a jobsite and wilderness. It’s the perfect journal if you’re planning a trip to Everest anytime soon.
