The Cookie Sutra Book

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The Cookie Sutra breaks down the recipe for some sweet lovin’ and will surely ease you into adventurous intimate acts, one adorable cookie at a time. This humorous book features an unabashed gingerbread couple who are photographed in unflinching full color that will guide you through a pantry of sexual positions.
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