Say goodbye to unevenly cooked bacon; this heavyweight stout pig lends its porcine shape to flatten bacon strips for fast, even cooking. It’s also great for ham, quesadillas, grilled sandwiches and even as a steak weight.
Zombie Teriyucky Jerky is made from 100% real zombie beef (zombie cows) and it happens to be the official snack of the zombie apocalypse since there’s plenty of zombie meat to go around.
Everyone and their mother uses minty toothpaste these days, making it pretty normal and boring. Instead, when it’s time to brush your teeth use some bacon toothpaste to keep your gums and teeth happy and healthy while coating your mouth with that delicious, heavenly flavor of smoky meat.
You really can’t claim you like bacon until you lather your lips with some smooth and moisturizing bacon lip balm. With this balm, you’ll be able to savor the flavor of bacon anytime and keep your lips kissably soft. Tastes way better than that other lip balm you might have laying around.
Chicken Flavored Candy Canes for those that really love poultry or to give as a quirky gift that is sure to ruffle a few feathers. Suck on one of these candy canes and you’ll be convinced you’re munching on a chicken thigh instead of a piece of candy.
We’ve all had those mornings where we woken up with that dawn-of-the-dead feeling before, dragging our feet, driven by a primal need for some juicy meat… or a bacon omelet, in our case. Worry not, for just these situations there’s Zombie Blood Energy Drink.
The Dango Wallet has one sleek, clean look and emphasizes a look of precision. Made of fine genuine leather and lined with plush microfiber. The Dango Wallet offers a balanced tactile feel of warmth, is soft but strong, smooth yet rugged.
Spice enthusiasts, rejoice! Spicy Gummy Peppers are an amazing combination that will leave your eyes and mouth watering. The gummies are infused with actual habanero, jalapeño, or ghost pepper spices.
Ah the ol’ Beer Mini Vest, one of the necessities for beer carrying these days as its getting quite dangoures to go without proctetion. Whether you’re in the wild hunting, or outside playing a game of football, this vest has your beer covered. Made of nylon and polyester, this gear is adjustable and is overall helpful. If you happen to…