Say goodbye to unevenly cooked bacon; this heavyweight stout pig lends its porcine shape to flatten bacon strips for fast, even cooking. It’s also great for ham, quesadillas, grilled sandwiches and even as a steak weight.
Zombie Teriyucky Jerky is made from 100% real zombie beef (zombie cows) and it happens to be the official snack of the zombie apocalypse since there’s plenty of zombie meat to go around.
Everyone and their mother uses minty toothpaste these days, making it pretty normal and boring. Instead, when it’s time to brush your teeth use some bacon toothpaste to keep your gums and teeth happy and healthy while coating your mouth with that delicious, heavenly flavor of smoky meat.
Perfectly-portioned, tiny pies… on lollipop sticks. Genius, right? They let you enjoy a baked treat without the use of a fork and plate and come in 3 delicious flavor choices: s’mores, apple and pumpkin. You know what they say: there’s always room for pie… especially when it’s on a stick.
You really can’t claim you like bacon until you lather your lips with some smooth and moisturizing bacon lip balm. With this balm, you’ll be able to savor the flavor of bacon anytime and keep your lips kissably soft. Tastes way better than that other lip balm you might have laying around.
Chicken Flavored Candy Canes for those that really love poultry or to give as a quirky gift that is sure to ruffle a few feathers. Suck on one of these candy canes and you’ll be convinced you’re munching on a chicken thigh instead of a piece of candy.
Get your bacon crisp in the microwave and ready for your BLT. The Makin’ Bacon Rack lets you hang the bacon strips like laundry and let the grease collect below. Just hang, microwave, cool and enjoy crispy bacon in minutes.
Treat your scrapes and cuts with the incredible healing power of bacon, the holiest of all meat. They resemble bacon so much that you’ll have to hold yourself back from ripping these tiny slabs of bacon and eating them.
We’ve all had those mornings where we woken up with that dawn-of-the-dead feeling before, dragging our feet, driven by a primal need for some juicy meat… or a bacon omelet, in our case. Worry not, for just these situations there’s Zombie Blood Energy Drink.