Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon
Tactical Bacon
Tactical Bacon
Tactical Bacon is fully cooked and packaged in a 9-ounce can that’s perfect for camping, zombie standoffs, and end of the world type scenarios. Each can contains 54 slices of smoke flavored perfection that’ll add some mouth-watering flavor to those MRE’s or freeze-dried food. With a 10-year shelf life, it may even outlast you.
$36.58
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