The Face Licker is a custom lollipop molded into a life-size version of your face. Yeah, that’s right, you can now have your beautiful face cloned into a sweeter, more lickable form. No salty stuff here. If you’ve always wanted to lick your own face or lick someone else’s face (like your celebrity crush) now you can.
An ice cube tray designed to freeze coffee into over-sized coffee bean ice cubes that will add more strength and flavor to your drink. You know, so you can add some freshly frozen coffee beans to your coffee to make it stronger rather than dilute it. You could use any other tray but that just takes the novelty away.
Perfectly-portioned, tiny pies… on lollipop sticks. Genius, right? They let you enjoy a baked treat without the use of a fork and plate and come in 3 delicious flavor choices: s’mores, apple and pumpkin. You know what they say: there’s always room for pie… especially when it’s on a stick.
With the Sriracha keychain bottle, you’ll never have to worry about a Sriracha-less meal again. Toss one in your bag or slide one in your pocket and you’ll be set to add some spicy goodness to your breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks – no matter where you go.
Mints to boost your energy and freshen your breath. Made for people who want energy, convenience, and great taste in one product. 1 mint has 40 mg of caffeine, about half the amount as an (8 oz) energy drink or 1 cup (8 oz) of brewed coffee.
Chicken Flavored Candy Canes for those that really love poultry or to give as a quirky gift that is sure to ruffle a few feathers. Suck on one of these candy canes and you’ll be convinced you’re munching on a chicken thigh instead of a piece of candy.
You can’t beat two all-time favorite snacks unless you bring them together to make one powerful punch. Popped vanilla popcorn mixed with crushed Oreos and coated with decadent white chocolate makes for a divine combination of sweet and salty.
Coffee Bitch Slap is roasted to bitch slap you into alert mode and keep your pimpin’ hand strong so you can be ready to dish out a few backhands of your own. When bitch slaps need to be handed out, think Coffee Bitch Slap.
Stock a bowl of these bulbous monster eye lollipops that are a creepy take on the lollipops candy that demands you take a second look. With disturbingly vibrant colors and fascinatingly detailed iris surround a predatory pupil that calmly stares back at you—until you devour it!
No more excuses to miss those dinners at your in-laws house with this calendar, because it’ll be right there in plain view for you to dread. Smartphone planners and traditional calendars are fine and dandy, but sometimes we just need a more ‘in your face’ approach, which is where this chalkboard wall calendar can come in handy.
Ask me about my ninja disguise, I freaking double-karate-chop dare you! With this shirt you’ll be able to switch in and out of ninjutsu attire in a split second. Now the question is: will it make you a better ninja? It couldn’t hurt. Hiding your identity is a major part of being a successful ninja.
A chocolate capsule bar that’s divided into blocks, with each capsule filled with some creamy whiskey-based syrup. While you won’t get wasted with a single bar of this chocolate, there is enough to enhance the flavor, bringing some of that boozy sweetness into the choco-picture.
The BetterBack is a harness-like contraption that is designed to assist you to sit in perfect posture, easing backpain and preventing it – improving your all-round health and mood. If you’re the type that’s deskbound day-long, this useful device will alleviate most if not all your back woes.
The pureness of Death Wish Coffee will give you the kick you need to get you through those long nights when there is no time to sleep. This is unadulterated coffee at its finest. No washed out hipster coffee here. Goes without saying that this coffee is for those who have a high tolerance for caffeine.
This super-lush reversible pillow is a combination of cooling gel that disperses body heat to create a cooler sleeping surface and soft conforming memory foam that contours to fit your head, neck and shoulders to help keep you comfortable night after night. With this pillow, gone are the nights of pillow flipping to find a cool spot.