Tactical Bacon is fully cooked and packaged in a 9-ounce can that’s perfect for camping, zombie standoffs, and end of the world type scenarios. Each can contains 54 slices of smoke flavored perfection that’ll add some mouth-watering flavor to those MRE’s or freeze-dried food. With a 10-year shelf life, it may even outlast you.
So how long does it take to eat an 8 foot gummy snake/python? probably a month or more depending on your sweet tooth. Tipping the scales at nearly 27 pounds, this huge gummy snake packs over 36,000 calories into its nearly 8-foot-long frame.
The Good Hurt Fuego Set includes seven hot sauce flavors: garlic pepper, garlic herb, ghost pepper, chipotle, cayenne, whiskey habanero and smoky bourbon. The spiciness ranges from mild to uh-oh, so naturally they’re designed to look like old school dynamite sticks. Pair each sauce with different food for an explosive combination.
With the Sriracha keychain bottle, you’ll never have to worry about a Sriracha-less meal again. Toss one in your bag or slide one in your pocket and you’ll be set to add some spicy goodness to your breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks – no matter where you go.
This giant gummy brain weighs a whopping 4 pounds, that’s right around the average weight of an adult human brain. This red matter might not appeal to a zombie’s taste, but is sure to delight non-cannibals with each bite packing a blast of delectable fruit punch.
Gummy Shots Glasses – shot glasses made out of the same gummy goodness that comes from gummy worms or gummy bears. Each weighs 2.7 ounces of gummy goodness that will add a splash of flavor to your favorite beverages.
Delicious chewable gummy bears infused with the energy-boosting effect found in the popular energy drinks. A pack of these gummy bears is equivalent to one energy drink, minus the excessive caffeine and sugar that accompanies such products.
This is a perfectly innocent and adorable bear that will bring joy to all with its cuteness. Once its waxy fur starts to melt away things may not be as they seem. This bear doesn’t seem as playful anymore and may attract evil spirits! Never light your bear candle on a full moon.