So how long does it take to eat an 8 foot gummy snake/python? probably a month or more depending on your sweet tooth. Tipping the scales at nearly 27 pounds, this huge gummy snake packs over 36,000 calories into its nearly 8-foot-long frame.
UV body paint is suitable for both day and night use. Under normal light, the paint gives off a bright, neon color while under UV lighting the paint gives off an immense fluorescent glow, perfect for those evenings when you want to stand out in the crowds.
Pull the trigger and Zap away unwanted nose and ear hair for good with the retro-styled Atomic Trimmer. With a cool, retro sci-fi design and trims fast and painlessly with safe-to-touch stainless steel blades – if you have to trim, why do it with anything else?
You really can’t claim you like bacon until you lather your lips with some smooth and moisturizing bacon lip balm. With this balm, you’ll be able to savor the flavor of bacon anytime and keep your lips kissably soft. Tastes way better than that other lip balm you might have laying around.
Crow tattoos are basically linked with mystery and deception, while sometimes they can be used to signify healing, foresight and creation. I think you’ll agree that this is a beautiful tattoo set that will add a dash of mystery and deception to your look without the commitment.
Treat your scrapes and cuts with the incredible healing power of bacon, the holiest of all meat. They resemble bacon so much that you’ll have to hold yourself back from ripping these tiny slabs of bacon and eating them.
Do you know someone who avoids doing their own nails because they struggle with shaky hands? Mani Defender liquid latex is the solution to their problem. Makes doing nails so much easier. When you’re done, simply peel off, and wash the residue away with soap and water.
Go from bland to fabulous with this gold glitter beard kit. Go out for a walk with your glorious beard covered in this gold glitter and watch as beardless plebs look upon you with awe and envy as they curse their beardless existence.
This glow in the dark henna kit is perfect for late night stay-overs or going out in the evenings, creates an eye-catching look that’ll turn heads. This kit includes henna powder, essential oils, 5 regular cones, and 1 glow cone. Won’t stain the skin nor harm it.
Get your furry friend ready for chilly weather with the Pet hoodies. This pull-over hoodie is ribbed at the sleeves and hem, while the high-cut tummy helps to prevent soiling. And don’t worry about using it with a leash, because there’s a convenient leash hole for attachment.
Celebrate a significant day by turning a front-page story into leisurely fun. This unique puzzle lets you to roll-up your sleeves and piece together the headlines, articles and photos of any New York Times front-page story (since 1851) of your choice.
Add a touch of formality and humor to your next dinner party or picnic. These playful instant Tuxedo napkins will keep you and your guests looking presentable, even in the presence of spaghetti splatter! Each pack contains 16 paper napkins with 4 novelty designs.
A map of American cryptozoology that documents sightings of the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Mothman, Chupacabra, Shunka Warakin, Caddy, the Honey Island Swamp Monster and many more cryptids. This map is intended to serve as reminder of some of the more unique and abstract folklore traditions that we have in the USA.
The bicycle pizza cutter combines playfulness and function. Double-bladed, it cuts pizza with both back and front wheels for twice the fun. Whether you’re a regular joe who enjoys a leisurely ride or a hardcore cyclist, carb loading is more fun with the bicycle pizza cutter.
Finally a comfy pair of slippers that a man can wear without being ridiculed by his buddies. Put these on and enjoy the power as you proudly cross any kind of indoor terrain with ease. You can either buy the patterns to crochet yourself or buy them already made.