UV body paint is suitable for both day and night use. Under normal light, the paint gives off a bright, neon color while under UV lighting the paint gives off an immense fluorescent glow, perfect for those evenings when you want to stand out in the crowds.
Pull the trigger and Zap away unwanted nose and ear hair for good with the retro-styled Atomic Trimmer. With a cool, retro sci-fi design and trims fast and painlessly with safe-to-touch stainless steel blades – if you have to trim, why do it with anything else?
You really can’t claim you like bacon until you lather your lips with some smooth and moisturizing bacon lip balm. With this balm, you’ll be able to savor the flavor of bacon anytime and keep your lips kissably soft. Tastes way better than that other lip balm you might have laying around.
Crow tattoos are basically linked with mystery and deception, while sometimes they can be used to signify healing, foresight and creation. I think you’ll agree that this is a beautiful tattoo set that will add a dash of mystery and deception to your look without the commitment.
Treat your scrapes and cuts with the incredible healing power of bacon, the holiest of all meat. They resemble bacon so much that you’ll have to hold yourself back from ripping these tiny slabs of bacon and eating them.
Do you know someone who avoids doing their own nails because they struggle with shaky hands? Mani Defender liquid latex is the solution to their problem. Makes doing nails so much easier. When you’re done, simply peel off, and wash the residue away with soap and water.
Go from bland to fabulous with this gold glitter beard kit. Go out for a walk with your glorious beard covered in this gold glitter and watch as beardless plebs look upon you with awe and envy as they curse their beardless existence.
This glow in the dark henna kit is perfect for late night stay-overs or going out in the evenings, creates an eye-catching look that’ll turn heads. This kit includes henna powder, essential oils, 5 regular cones, and 1 glow cone. Won’t stain the skin nor harm it.
So how long does it take to eat an 8 foot gummy snake or should I say python? probably a month, or less depending on your sweet tooth. Tipping the scales at nearly 27 pounds, this huge gummy snake packs over 36,000 calories into its nearly 8-foot-long frame.
The Climbing TreadWall is a compact rock climbing wall with a continuously revolving face that lets you climb whenever the mood strikes – it is designed to deliver a full body workout while at the same time sharpen your climbing skills.
UpCart is a stair-climbing dolly that is “up for anything”. It features a triple-wheel design to tackle the unique challenge of transporting objects/goods in urban environments with lots of stairs, curbs and irregular terrain.
Fine. I’ll Pour It Myself. Gain control over the universe and your own drinks with the Infinity War Gauntlet Mug, as it would be beneath you to drink from anything else; when you’re done beating down plebs and ruining civilizations, a cuppa joe is exactly what a Mad Titan needs.
These cable bite animals clip around the charging cord (iPhone only) making it look like they’re chomping on your phone. Not only are they adorable, but they can also help prevent the cord from tearing and snapping from regular use.
Anyone who grew up in the 80s will remember these fuglies. They’re gross, yucky, and funny. Based off the 1980’s Madballs, they feature designs that are simultaneously disgusting and adorable, making these foam balls a must have for any gross out collection.
Pornburger a book for anyone with a fetish for delicious burgers. The book contains dozens of recipes and tips for making burgers that surpass conventional fast food. Each burger is photographed tastefully for your enjoyment – showcased as if they were hot models with names that are comical puns playing off of pop cultural moments.