Post-Apocalypse Food Zombie Jerky

Post-Apocalypse Food Zombie Jerky
Zombie Teriyucky Jerky is made from 100% real zombie beef (zombie cows) and it happens to be the official snack of the zombie apocalypse since there’s plenty of zombie meat to go around.
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