PornBurger – Pun-Infused Cookbook

PornBurger:  Pun-Infused Cookbook
PornBurger:  Pun-Infused Cookbook
PornBurger:  Pun-Infused Cookbook
Pornburger a book for anyone with a fetish for delicious burgers. The book contains dozens of recipes and tips for making burgers that surpass conventional fast food. Each burger is photographed tastefully for your enjoyment – showcased as if they were hot models with names that are comical puns playing off of pop cultural moments.
$19.03
Related Products
The Cookie Sutra Book

The Cookie Sutra breaks down the recipe for some sweet lovin’ and will surely ease you into adventurous intimate acts, one adorable cookie at a time. This humorous book features an unabashed gingerbread couple who are photographed in unflinching full color that will guide you through a pantry of sexual positions.

Amazon.com Price:
$9.95 (Details)
Interactive Contraptions Pop-Up Book

The book “This Book is a Planetarium” combines both analog and digital forms of media, featuring several different pop-up paper gadgets, all of which are fully functional to engage the reader with both text and experience – to simultaneously demonstrate and explain foundational physics concepts.

Amazon.com Price:
$27.19 (Details)
Build Your Own Human Skeleton

This book can be turned into a life-size, almost six-foot tall paper skeleton. Each page features perforated, easy to remove bones that requires no glue or scissors to assemble. Cramming for anatomy is a lot easier when your book turns into a skeleton, since nothing beats hands-on experience right?

Price:
Plush Pillow Tablet and Book Holder

This plush pillow shaped like a pyramid is perfect for propping up old fashioned books, tablets or e-readers at the perfect angle for some comfortable reading and net browsing in bed, on the floor, sitting down or pretty much anywhere while taking away some of the strain and freeing up one hand.

Amazon.com Price:
$21.75 (Details)
Hamburger Bicycle Bell

Bicycle bells are a useful accessory, they’re great for alerting people nearby to your presence. But, just because they are practical doesn’t mean they have to be plain and boring! So Brighten up your ride with the hamburger bicycle bell – perfect for those that love burgers as much as their biking.

Amazon.com Price:
$10.25 (Details)
Hamburger Backpack

An adorable burger backpack featuring buns, cheese and tomato that all unzip to reveal separate pockets. It has adjustable padded shoulder straps and plenty of mouth-watering detail. The bun has a second pocket inside to store school supplies and condiments.

Amazon.com Price:
$50.99 (Details)
Cheeseburger Ball Gag

Honestly, I can’t think of anything sexier than this. No Thing. Designed to comfortably plug even the loudest of burger holes. Made of “soft and non-toxic natural food grade silicone rubber, the gag has no unpleasant plastic smells or odors

Etsy.com Price:
$99.99
Nessie Tale Bookmark

An ultra cute book marker. The Mythical Nessie Tale Bookmark is sure to guarantee a legendary read for any book. This loch ness monster bookmark is a perfect gift idea for anyone who loves reading. The Nessie bookmark is a fun and unique way to mix imagination and reading with a legendary character. Let Nessie be your guide to any…

Amazon.com Price:
$9.90 (Details)
Giant Burger Eraser

Eraser all of your mistakes away with this delicious looking giant burger eraser, complete with crisp lettuce, seeded bun and fresh cheese. Try not to take a bite out of this when hunger sets in. It might be a giant burger, but its size doesn’t compromise on its ability to rub away those pencil marks.

Amazon.com Price:
(Details)
More Gift Ideas- Interesting Finds
Pet Hoodies

Get your furry friend ready for chilly weather with the Pet hoodies. This pull-over hoodie is ribbed at the sleeves and hem, while the high-cut tummy helps to prevent soiling. And don’t worry about using it with a leash, because there’s a convenient leash hole for attachment.

Amazon.com Price:
$16.12 (Details)
Select-A-Date New York Times Puzzle

Celebrate a significant day by turning a front-page story into leisurely fun. This unique puzzle lets you to roll-up your sleeves and piece together the headlines, articles and photos of any New York Times front-page story (since 1851) of your choice.

Nytimes.com Price:
$50.00+
Dress for Dinner Paper Napkins

Add a touch of formality and humor to your next dinner party or picnic. These playful instant Tuxedo napkins will keep you and your guests looking presentable, even in the presence of spaghetti splatter! Each pack contains 16 paper napkins with 4 novelty designs.

Amazon.com Price:
$9.90 (Details)
The Monster Map

A map of American cryptozoology that documents sightings of the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Mothman, Chupacabra, Shunka Warakin, Caddy, the Honey Island Swamp Monster and many more cryptids. This map is intended to serve as reminder of some of the more unique and abstract folklore traditions that we have in the USA.

Hogislandpress.com Price:
$30.00
Bicycle Pizza Cutter

The bicycle pizza cutter combines playfulness and function. Double-bladed, it cuts pizza with both back and front wheels for twice the fun. Whether you’re a regular joe who enjoys a leisurely ride or a hardcore cyclist, carb loading is more fun with the bicycle pizza cutter.

Amazon.com Price:
$26.95 (Details)
Crochet Tank Slippers

Finally a comfy pair of slippers that a man can wear without being ridiculed by his buddies. Put these on and enjoy the power as you proudly cross any kind of indoor terrain with ease. You can either buy the patterns to crochet yourself or buy them already made.

Etsy.com Price:
$89.00+