Most problems that we face on a daily bases can be solved with two things: eating more bacon and duct tape. So when bacon and duct tape combine forces, they become the most savory looking, problem solving duct take on the planet – that will enhance your latest fix in meaty goodness.
Everyone and their mother uses minty toothpaste these days, making it pretty normal and boring. Instead, when it’s time to brush your teeth use some bacon toothpaste to keep your gums and teeth happy and healthy while coating your mouth with that delicious, heavenly flavor of smoky meat.
Reusable toaster bags are a real game changer if you’re a grilled cheese lover. With these you can make quick, no-mess, perfectly toasted grilled cheese sandwiches in minutes. They are reusable at least 50 times and are the answer to mess-less toasted sandwich making.
You really can’t claim you like bacon until you lather your lips with some smooth and moisturizing bacon lip balm. With this balm, you’ll be able to savor the flavor of bacon anytime and keep your lips kissably soft. Tastes way better than that other lip balm you might have laying around.
Get your bacon crisp in the microwave and ready for your BLT. The Makin’ Bacon Rack lets you hang the bacon strips like laundry and let the grease collect below. Just hang, microwave, cool and enjoy crispy bacon in minutes.
Is that rib eye giving you sass again? Or, perhaps you would prefer to keep some cutlets in line? If you’re having trouble beating that meat, then the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer is here to help. No better way to deliver some back alley justice to all of your meats.
Treat your scrapes and cuts with the incredible healing power of bacon, the holiest of all meat. They resemble bacon so much that you’ll have to hold yourself back from ripping these tiny slabs of bacon and eating them.
This bacon taco is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen… I will make this taco and will eat this taco, gloriously. I’ll sprinkle some bacon bits on top as well, gotta have bacon with my bacon, know what I mean?
Bacon soap, it smells like bacon and looks like bacon, but it doesn’t taste like bacon so don’t let your hunger get the best of you. Keep this away from your pooch or else they’ll get a mouth full of soap. With the bacon soap you can now be reminded of that holy meat throughout the day!
When you can’t make it out to the ring, these Luchador Bottle Openers will bring the passion, strength and color palette of Lucha libre to spar with your favorite drink. They are the ideal solution for wrestling the caps off of beer and soda bottles and makes for an amusing sight gag that will be hard to get tired of.
The mouse is an essential input device for all modern computers, but sadly it’s treated like a second-rate tool relegated to the lower-class, residing on cheap mouse pads or sometimes nothing at all. Your mouse deserves better so redeem its royalty with the computer mouse rug.
A range of unique plant lamps that are designed with the botanical inspiration in mind – each leaf is shaped individually to create an organic form, adding a distinct artistic touch and the natural beauty and calming effect of plants to any living space.
The Dad Bod Fanny Pack is the pack that no one asked for but everyone desperately needs. It will give you that hot, sexy hanging hairy gut without spending years stuffing your face with pizza and drinking too many beers a day. The pouch has enough room to carry your typical dad items, like sandwiches and beer.
These mittens pay tribute to the troublemaking charms of kitties who like to cause nuisance when you’re trying to use your devices. The nuisance mitts amplify the cuteness by putting a cat’s likeness on the palm of your hand, starring at you with big kitty eyes and a cat’s paw that appears to be waving trying to get your attention.
Yes, these are hoodies for your drinks with an amusing name: Chuggies. They’re collapsible insulated bottle hoodies for 12 oz bottles and longnecks. Chuggies make for an amusing way to hide your drinks while keeping them cool and your hands dry.