Pig Shaped Cast-Iron Bacon Press

Pig Shaped Cast-Iron Bacon Press
Pig Shaped Cast-Iron Bacon Press
Pig Shaped Cast-Iron Bacon Press
Say goodbye to unevenly cooked bacon; this heavyweight stout pig lends its porcine shape to flatten bacon strips for fast, even cooking. It’s also great for ham, quesadillas, grilled sandwiches and even as a steak weight.
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