These meat shredding Bear Paws will turn you into a culinary Edward Scissorhands. After you’ve cooked some meat to tender perfection, the super sharp prongs can easily pull apart pork, chicken, brisket or any other food to the ideal shredded texture.
Everyone and their mother uses minty toothpaste these days, making it pretty normal and boring. Instead, when it’s time to brush your teeth use some bacon toothpaste to keep your gums and teeth happy and healthy while coating your mouth with that delicious, heavenly flavor of smoky meat.
Reusable toaster bags are a real game changer if you’re a grilled cheese lover. With these you can make quick, no-mess, perfectly toasted grilled cheese sandwiches in minutes. They are reusable at least 50 times and are the answer to mess-less toasted sandwich making.
Get your bacon crisp in the microwave and ready for your BLT. The Makin’ Bacon Rack lets you hang the bacon strips like laundry and let the grease collect below. Just hang, microwave, cool and enjoy crispy bacon in minutes.
The Salt + Power shakers amps up any item on your menu, and when they run out of flavor power, just fill them back up and you’re recharged in to time. These D-sized battery shaped shakers are a fun way to pass salt and pepper around the table.
Is that rib eye giving you sass again? Or, perhaps you would prefer to keep some cutlets in line? If you’re having trouble beating that meat, then the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer is here to help. No better way to deliver some back alley justice to all of your meats.
Treat your scrapes and cuts with the incredible healing power of bacon, the holiest of all meat. They resemble bacon so much that you’ll have to hold yourself back from ripping these tiny slabs of bacon and eating them.
Trick Placemats that give the illusion of space bending under the weight of a plate and the eating utensils. Serve your dinner party guests a mind-bending delight with these graphic placemats. They are available in blue or white.
Bacon soap, it smells like bacon and looks like bacon, but it doesn’t taste like bacon so don’t let your hunger get the best of you. Keep this away from your pooch or else they’ll get a mouth full of soap. With the bacon soap you can now be reminded of that holy meat throughout the day!
The Climbing TreadWall is a compact rock climbing wall with a continuously revolving face that lets you climb whenever the mood strikes – it is designed to deliver a full body workout while at the same time sharpen your climbing skills.
UpCart is a stair-climbing dolly that is “up for anything”. It features a triple-wheel design to tackle the unique challenge of transporting objects/goods in urban environments with lots of stairs, curbs and irregular terrain.
Fine. I’ll Pour It Myself. Gain control over the universe and your own drinks with the Infinity War Gauntlet Mug, as it would be beneath you to drink from anything else; when you’re done beating down plebs and ruining civilizations, a cuppa joe is exactly what a Mad Titan needs.
These cable bite animals clip around the charging cord (iPhone only) making it look like they’re chomping on your phone. Not only are they adorable, but they can also help prevent the cord from tearing and snapping from regular use.
Anyone who grew up in the 80s will remember these fuglies. They’re gross, yucky, and funny. Based off the 1980’s Madballs, they feature designs that are simultaneously disgusting and adorable, making these foam balls a must have for any gross out collection.
Pornburger a book for anyone with a fetish for delicious burgers. The book contains dozens of recipes and tips for making burgers that surpass conventional fast food. Each burger is photographed tastefully for your enjoyment – showcased as if they were hot models with names that are comical puns playing off of pop cultural moments.