The Dark Knight never leaves home without his Batarang, and you shouldn’t either. This is a screen-accurate 1:1 replica that has a commanding look and feel of a premium collectible. It sits atop a stand that mirrors its iconic shape that is held by a magnet, allowing it to detach from the stand.
Do you have that one friend or family relative that say they don’t want anything for holidays or special occasions, but hold a grudge when they didn’t get anything? Well, with this little box, you can give that person something without actually giving them something, and they won’t have a reason to complain afterwards.
The Predator Handshake, the ultimate gesture between two alpha males. This patch is a tribute to one of manliest handshakes that has ever graced the cinema screen. You’ll need to stop pushing pencils if you ever hope to experience the greatness of this musclebound handshake.
You really can’t claim you like bacon until you lather your lips with some smooth and moisturizing bacon lip balm. With this balm, you’ll be able to savor the flavor of bacon anytime and keep your lips kissably soft. Tastes way better than that other lip balm you might have laying around.
An 18-inch by 24-inch scratch-off chart with silver foil cleverly occluding bits of the image that lets you keep track of which classic films you’ve seen and which are still in the queue. This is something for those that love their scratch-off lottery tickets as much as their movies.
The Dashboard Jesus is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Jesus will not judge you for the car you drive, but he may remind you to be a good Samaritan if you see someone with a flat tire on the side of the road.
An Individual slice of motivation and a “do not disturbed” sign. Ideal for smooth flat surfaces like journals, laptops, windows, dorm room walls etc. where you’re getting shit done or need a reminder to get shit done. No judgements.
The perfect zombie prop to add some smoking hot sizzle to your Halloween party. Even if you just want to turn up the heat to your zombie themed home, this smoking hot zombie prop will fit right in. He looks a bit worse for the wear, but such is the life of a zombie
Get serious with your pranks with liquid ASS, an overwhelming, stinky, prank spray. Once unleashed, its pungent smell will send people running and turn any space into a no-man’s land. Each spray of this super-concentrated liquid butt-crack smell summons the ASS genie to manhandle your senses. A small whiff of this stuff is powerful enough to make you puke.