High-Intensity Laser Pen

High-Intensity Laser Pen
High-Intensity Laser Pen
High-power laser pen with enough power to light a match and for very long distance pointing (don’t point at eyes). Has a safe lock design at the bottom to prevent laser light from accidentally hurting you and keep children from playing with it in case they somehow get their hands on it.
$9.98+
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