Mark your territory with these custom made BIC branding irons. They easily snap right onto any standard BIC lighter and can just as easily burn the brand into wood, paper, or skin (don’t recommend that one). Batman would not approve of using this on property that’s not your own, so don’t piss him off.
Everyone and their mother uses minty toothpaste these days, making it pretty normal and boring. Instead, when it’s time to brush your teeth use some bacon toothpaste to keep your gums and teeth happy and healthy while coating your mouth with that delicious, heavenly flavor of smoky meat.
Mercilessly funny and brutally honest, these cookies are akin to telling you a joke that stings like a left hook. Because they aren’t filled with sappy predictions of wealth and love, no, these are much more truthful and direct, oh-so-honest and completely hilarious, complete with fabulous packaging illustrations and design.
Turn ordinary glass containers into elegant home accents with the H20 water candle kit (or you can just simply make it yourself). All you need is a clear container, some water and cooking oil. Take it a step further and fill it with decorative ornaments for a truly unique candle that creates the illusion of a floating flame.
Even if you’re broke as dirt, with these, you can pretend and impress friends and family with your phony wealth by using it as fire starters. Because there’s no better way to demonstrate to people that you’re ballin’ than by burning wads of cash.
This ingenious coffee maker will enable you to brew your coffee while you take a shower. But, to my disappointment and many others, this is not a real product. It’s actually a hilarious prank box, so off the charts, it will take them a while to figure out it’s a joke.
These decorative tubes of dramatic LED lights cascade from the top of the tube to the bottom. It creates a unique and vivid meteor like rainfall effect – falling from the night sky giving off romantic and festive vibes.
LED Balloons will create a totally exhilarating and exciting luminous ambiance that will bring out the child in you and your invitees. These Light-Up Balloons will breathe an air of happiness and glinting merriment into your celebration and parties.
The ‘ol sword swallowing trick, seems like every street magician and their mother can do this without much trouble. Now you can too. This sword will take your sword swallowing to the next level. Shock and amaze your friends and audience when they see you plunge this down your throat.
The Climbing TreadWall is a compact rock climbing wall with a continuously revolving face that lets you climb whenever the mood strikes – it is designed to deliver a full body workout while at the same time sharpen your climbing skills.
UpCart is a stair-climbing dolly that is “up for anything”. It features a triple-wheel design to tackle the unique challenge of transporting objects/goods in urban environments with lots of stairs, curbs and irregular terrain.
Fine. I’ll Pour It Myself. Gain control over the universe and your own drinks with the Infinity War Gauntlet Mug, as it would be beneath you to drink from anything else; when you’re done beating down plebs and ruining civilizations, a cuppa joe is exactly what a Mad Titan needs.
These cable bite animals clip around the charging cord (iPhone only) making it look like they’re chomping on your phone. Not only are they adorable, but they can also help prevent the cord from tearing and snapping from regular use.
Anyone who grew up in the 80s will remember these fuglies. They’re gross, yucky, and funny. Based off the 1980’s Madballs, they feature designs that are simultaneously disgusting and adorable, making these foam balls a must have for any gross out collection.
Pornburger a book for anyone with a fetish for delicious burgers. The book contains dozens of recipes and tips for making burgers that surpass conventional fast food. Each burger is photographed tastefully for your enjoyment – showcased as if they were hot models with names that are comical puns playing off of pop cultural moments.