You might not be loaded enough to use some Benjamins as toilet paper, but with this authentic looking 100 bill toilet roll you can pretend that your tush is worth more than some cheap grocery store toilet paper, without the guilt of having to hand-wash your money afterwards.
This portable sanitizing wand uses UV to eliminate 99% of germs, odor-causing bacteria and other micro-organisms in seconds. It makes it quick and easy to sterilize your remotes, keyboard, toilet and other hard surfaces. Sanitizes just like sprays and wipes, but faster and without chemical residue.
A seemingly normal bath mat that turns bloody, gruesome and absolutely offensive once it gets wet (turns white once dried), giving it a look that’s straight out of those classic horror movies of old. It will spruce up an otherwise blood free home. Not for the weak of heart or those with a nervous disposition.
Heated lotion dispensers make lotion even more soothing by warming it up and also makes spreading ice-cold lotion on your skin after a nice relaxing shower a thing of the past. Once you experience and indulge in the soothing warmth of heated lotion on a cold day, you might wonder how you ever got along without it.
Pull the trigger and Zap away unwanted nose and ear hair for good with the retro-styled Atomic Trimmer. With a cool, retro sci-fi design and trims fast and painlessly with safe-to-touch stainless steel blades – if you have to trim, why do it with anything else?
If you love pizza as much as you love bath bombs, then you’re going to love the pizza bath bomb. It’s surprisingly realistic looking, and it actually smells like pizza or not, you can choose another scent. It’s about dang time the beauty industry acknowledged this cheesy morsel of truth.
Bacon soap, it smells like bacon and looks like bacon, but it doesn’t taste like bacon so don’t let your hunger get the best of you. Keep this away from your pooch or else they’ll get a mouth full of soap. With the bacon soap you can now be reminded of that holy meat throughout the day!
Don’t leave these bears out in the open or someone might end up with a mouth full of soap and forever be traumitized of eating gummy bears. One of the coolest candies just become one of the coolest soaps.
Get serious about your war with bacteria and give yourself a healthy dose of radioactive freshness by lathering up with the glow in the dark nuclear soap. Don’t let the glow fool you, this bar of soap is as refreshing and smells like any other soap. So you can let your fears of bacteria mutating and turning you into a…
No more excuses to miss those dinners at your in-laws house with this calendar, because it’ll be right there in plain view for you to dread. Smartphone planners and traditional calendars are fine and dandy, but sometimes we just need a more ‘in your face’ approach, which is where this chalkboard wall calendar can come in handy.
Ask me about my ninja disguise, I freaking double-karate-chop dare you! With this shirt you’ll be able to switch in and out of ninjutsu attire in a split second. Now the question is: will it make you a better ninja? It couldn’t hurt. Hiding your identity is a major part of being a successful ninja.
A chocolate capsule bar that’s divided into blocks, with each capsule filled with some creamy whiskey-based syrup. While you won’t get wasted with a single bar of this chocolate, there is enough to enhance the flavor, bringing some of that boozy sweetness into the choco-picture.
The BetterBack is a harness-like contraption that is designed to assist you to sit in perfect posture, easing backpain and preventing it – improving your all-round health and mood. If you’re the type that’s deskbound day-long, this useful device will alleviate most if not all your back woes.
The pureness of Death Wish Coffee will give you the kick you need to get you through those long nights when there is no time to sleep. This is unadulterated coffee at its finest. No washed out hipster coffee here. Goes without saying that this coffee is for those who have a high tolerance for caffeine.
This super-lush reversible pillow is a combination of cooling gel that disperses body heat to create a cooler sleeping surface and soft conforming memory foam that contours to fit your head, neck and shoulders to help keep you comfortable night after night. With this pillow, gone are the nights of pillow flipping to find a cool spot.