Crochet Tank Slippers

Crochet Tank Slippers
Crochet Tank Slippers
Crochet Tank Slippers
Finally a comfy pair of slippers that a man can wear without being ridiculed by his buddies. Put these on and enjoy the power as you proudly cross any kind of indoor terrain with ease. You can either buy the patterns to crochet yourself or buy them already made.
$89.00+
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