The pureness of Death Wish Coffee will give you the kick you need to get you through those long nights when there is no time to sleep. This is unadulterated coffee at its finest. No washed out hipster coffee here. Goes without saying that this coffee is for those who have a high tolerance for caffeine.
The Face Licker is a custom lollipop molded into a life-size version of your face. Yeah, that’s right, you can now have your beautiful face cloned into a sweeter, more lickable form. No salty stuff here. If you’ve always wanted to lick your own face or lick someone else’s face (like your celebrity crush) now you can.
With Japan Crate subscription box, you’ll get to indulge in full-size candies and snacks straight from Japan that are confirmed oishi (delicious). You can expect to receive candy, a japan-exclusive drink, anything from Do-It-Yourself sushi kits, contests and more.
Perfectly-portioned, tiny pies… on lollipop sticks. Genius, right? They let you enjoy a baked treat without the use of a fork and plate and come in 3 delicious flavor choices: s’mores, apple and pumpkin. You know what they say: there’s always room for pie… especially when it’s on a stick.
Mercilessly funny and brutally honest, these cookies are akin to telling you a joke that stings like a left hook. Because they aren’t filled with sappy predictions of wealth and love, no, these are much more truthful and direct, oh-so-honest and completely hilarious, complete with fabulous packaging illustrations and design.
With the Sriracha keychain bottle, you’ll never have to worry about a Sriracha-less meal again. Toss one in your bag or slide one in your pocket and you’ll be set to add some spicy goodness to your breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks – no matter where you go.
You can’t beat two all-time favorite snacks unless you bring them together to make one powerful punch. Popped vanilla popcorn mixed with crushed Oreos and coated with decadent white chocolate makes for a divine combination of sweet and salty.
Coffee Bitch Slap is roasted to bitch slap you into alert mode and keep your pimpin’ hand strong so you can be ready to dish out a few backhands of your own. When bitch slaps need to be handed out, think Coffee Bitch Slap.
Stock a bowl of these bulbous monster eye lollipops that are a creepy take on the lollipops candy that demands you take a second look. With disturbingly vibrant colors and fascinatingly detailed iris surround a predatory pupil that calmly stares back at you—until you devour it!