Don’t have enough space to carry your stuff? What you need is something with more capacity, like the TARDIS backpack. This bag will carry all your stuff, and probably has a small Timelord hiding inside. Beware, if you reach inside and can’t find your stuff, it’s probably lost in the space-time continuum, or you probably just forgot it at home.
The Dad Bod Fanny Pack is the pack that no one asked for but everyone desperately needs. It will give you that hot, sexy hanging hairy gut without spending years stuffing your face with pizza and drinking too many beers a day. The pouch has enough room to carry your typical dad items, like sandwiches and beer.
Put a smile on your case; these storage pouches have plenty of storage room and their ingenious design features monster eyes and one continuous zipper that transforms into an open mouth with teeth. The monsters can hold 25 to 30 pens and pencils, or anything that can fit into its mouth.
Going somewhere where you need to carry a few things and know you’ll end up standing on your feet all day? This backpack has just the thing to deal with situations like those. It’s designed with a fold-out chair to make outdoor activities more convenient, just fold-out the sturdy chair and relax.
A bag/wallet made out of two pieces of bread slapped with simulated peanut butter and jelly that looks good enough to eat. The two zip pockets open up to reveal a roomy yeasty interior to store all of your valuables in delicious fashion.
The E.M.T (emergency meal transport) lunch bag will keep your life saving sandwiches and liverwurst chilled and ready for transplant right into your empty stomach. The insulated liner will keep your food and drinks chilled longer, buying you some extra time before you need to find some new and fresh food to transplant.
An adorable burger backpack featuring buns, cheese and tomato that all unzip to reveal separate pockets. It has adjustable padded shoulder straps and plenty of mouth-watering detail. The bun has a second pocket inside to store school supplies and condiments.
This backpack allows you to drink clean water, anywhere in the world. Dubbed the HydroLite Filtration Backpack, it’s the first pack with built in filtration. Proudly boasting 99.99999% of bacteria and protozoa removed, allowing you to drink from lakes, rivers and international taps without worry.
You won’t believe how much of a difference swapping out small roller wheels with two huge wheels makes. The larger wheel makes this luggage bag much easier to control when you are dragging it around. The science behind it is that the larger wheels allows the bag’s center of gravity to be closer to the wheels’ rotation axis. The G-RO…
No more excuses to miss those dinners at your in-laws house with this calendar, because it’ll be right there in plain view for you to dread. Smartphone planners and traditional calendars are fine and dandy, but sometimes we just need a more ‘in your face’ approach, which is where this chalkboard wall calendar can come in handy.
Ask me about my ninja disguise, I freaking double-karate-chop dare you! With this shirt you’ll be able to switch in and out of ninjutsu attire in a split second. Now the question is: will it make you a better ninja? It couldn’t hurt. Hiding your identity is a major part of being a successful ninja.
A chocolate capsule bar that’s divided into blocks, with each capsule filled with some creamy whiskey-based syrup. While you won’t get wasted with a single bar of this chocolate, there is enough to enhance the flavor, bringing some of that boozy sweetness into the choco-picture.
The BetterBack is a harness-like contraption that is designed to assist you to sit in perfect posture, easing backpain and preventing it – improving your all-round health and mood. If you’re the type that’s deskbound day-long, this useful device will alleviate most if not all your back woes.
The pureness of Death Wish Coffee will give you the kick you need to get you through those long nights when there is no time to sleep. This is unadulterated coffee at its finest. No washed out hipster coffee here. Goes without saying that this coffee is for those who have a high tolerance for caffeine.
This super-lush reversible pillow is a combination of cooling gel that disperses body heat to create a cooler sleeping surface and soft conforming memory foam that contours to fit your head, neck and shoulders to help keep you comfortable night after night. With this pillow, gone are the nights of pillow flipping to find a cool spot.