Coffee Bitch Slap

Bitch Slap Coffee
Bitch Slap Coffee
Bitch Slap Coffee
Coffee Bitch Slap is roasted to bitch slap you into alert mode and keep your pimpin’ hand strong so you can be ready to dish out a few backhands of your own. When bitch slaps need to be handed out, think Coffee Bitch Slap.
$18.95
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