Nose Aerobics basketball is a new sport that’s sweeping the nation. All you need to get started are these glasses with an attached bucket and a spasmodic neck to score some points. Try not to be too enthusiastic, nobody likes the feeling of a pulled neck muscle.
Have you had major back surgery recently? Do you have lazy running in your veins? If you answered yes to either of those, then these Dust Mop Slippers will definitely appeal to you. They will suffice in the meantime until your back gets better or you decide to leave your lazy ways behind.
Fun fact, you will quickly adjust to seeing everything upside down in a few days. These cool glasses turn everything upside down and can be adjusted to have a right-left inversion. They have no other purpose than to satisfy your curiosity. You’ll stumble and fumble wildly at first, but soon enough you’ll be riding a bike like a champ.
Pajama jeans combine the comfort of sleepwear with the classic look of standard denim. With these babies you can take sleepwear-level comfort with you anywhere you go, without looking like you’ve given up on life (those fake rips might work against you though).
ThinOPTICS flat and portable design liberates you from having to constantly check your pockets or bag for your reading glasses. Their bridge is made from a flexible and resilient titanium alloy that allows them to fold and fit into a pouch that connects to a keychain to ensure they’re always around when you need them.
You’ve played the video games, at least ten times. You’ve watched the series, also at least ten times. Don’t worry you can admit your obsession here. It’s a safe zone. Just get this zip hoodie inspired by Dragon Ball and feel good about your DBZ-obsessed life choices.
CHEMION are a unique LED Bluetooth glasses that allow you to create your own text, drawings, or animation in an app and sync it to the LED light grid to light up the shades. In other words, here is an eyewear device that lets you show your creativity to the world at large (good or bad, yikes.)
An accessory for the laziest of the lazy. The Lazy Readers glasses allow you to read while lying down. The glasses specially mirrored lenses project the text from the book in your lap to your line of vision even though you’re facing the ceiling.
These creative light-up slippers will allow you to easily move around dark areas without turning on any lights. They’ll also keep you safe from nasty stubbed toes that would otherwise result in you waking up those nearby unfortunate enough to hear you cussing.